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Retired. Not Repaired.” Funny Retirement T-Shirt (Unisex)

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Just because he's off the clock doesn't mean he's fixed.

This shirt is for the retired legends who traded tools for recliners—but kept the same grumpy energy. A perfect mix of sarcasm and truth, built for electricians, mechanics, linemen, and anyone who’s still sore… just not from working.

  • Bella+Canvas premium unisex fit

  • White print on dark shirts (black, navy, military green)

  • Great for retirement parties, gag gifts, and Father’s Day

  • Ships in 3–5 business days from the U.S.

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Product features
- Sustainably made without side seams to reduce fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for lasting wear.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching.
- Crafted from durable, smooth fabric perfect for printing.
- Ethically sourced, with a focus on comfort and style.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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Just because he's off the clock doesn't mean he's fixed.

This shirt is for the retired legends who traded tools for recliners—but kept the same grumpy energy. A perfect mix of sarcasm and truth, built for electricians, mechanics, linemen, and anyone who’s still sore… just not from working.

  • Bella+Canvas premium unisex fit

  • White print on dark shirts (black, navy, military green)

  • Great for retirement parties, gag gifts, and Father’s Day

  • Ships in 3–5 business days from the U.S.

Warning: May increase unsolicited advice.

Product features
- Sustainably made without side seams to reduce fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape for lasting wear.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching.
- Crafted from durable, smooth fabric perfect for printing.
- Ethically sourced, with a focus on comfort and style.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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Delivery Estimated between and . Will usually ship within 3 business day.

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Retired. Not Repaired.” Funny Retirement T-Shirt (Unisex)

Retired. Not Repaired.” Funny Retirement T-Shirt (Unisex)

$26.99

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Retired. Not Repaired.” Funny Retirement T-Shirt (Unisex)

Retired. Not Repaired.” Funny Retirement T-Shirt (Unisex)

$26.99

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